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anything metal that Caleb Hafner likes is considered girlfriend metal.
Caleb: oh i like painkiller lol haha im gay
Reasonable person: lol painkiller is fucking girlfriend metal xD
Don’t go to hockey so u can hang out w me
Well you know what they say girlfriend> hockey
A girl who is friends with a boy with a girlfriend. When his girlfriend is away (or asleep or just not responding) the friend is his “replacement girlfriend”. He treats her almost as he would his normal girlfriend.
Lauren is Drew’s replacement girlfriend when his real one is asleep.
November 1st is the day for all the boyfriends to give their girls their own pleasure.
Gf: You know what day it is?
Bf: What?
Gf: National eat out your girlfriend day!!
Bf: Spread them legs…
National Creampie and Rail your Girlfriend Day where you destroy her and nut in her
Natural Creampie and Rail your Girlfriend Day: fuck her so hard and end it by creampieing her
Omg did you know what special event it is today?
its june 4th there are no special events
No its National Creampie and Rail your Girlfriend Day where you rail her and nut in her to fulfill the days objective
It seems like everyone except me is able to have at least one college girlfriend.
To be categorised separately from someone's main social group.
Refers to the act of not allowing your social life to crossover with your sex life.
Person 1: I'm heading out for my 18th with my mates.
Person 2: Oh hey how come you didn't ask me to join?
Person 1: Nah we'll do something on the weekend for it.
Person 2: Woah since when have I been girlfriended?