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monkey lips

when the sides of a womans pussy are so big they look like monkey lip

i was eatingout this girl and her monkey lips almost ate me

by mon-key lips May 17, 2004

25๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


sugar-lips

A homosexual. Because most men do not have a vagina, the lips will accordingly take the place (along with the anus) of asaid organ during sexual encounters between gay men.

A man with sugar-lips can easily be identified because of his fine, glossy lips, and an uncontrollable and almost unconscious propensity for licking them.

Please note, as a general guideline, that while all men with sugar-lips are gay, not all gay men have sugar-lips.

Woman: What a hot piece of ass!

Homosexual man: Oh pleease. He's definately got the sugar-lips, hun.

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Examples: Keith Olbermann, Tom Cruise.

by vinman11 November 10, 2006

33๐Ÿ‘ 54๐Ÿ‘Ž


lawyer lips

Lips attached to male lawyers, or possibly even law students, which are the focus of attention among certain groups of females.

These lips are often quite shapely and sexually alluring, although no scientific relationship therein has been established.

Women who express interest in these lips are quite well aware of the other key aspect of lawyer lips, which is that they lie in every conceivable circumstance.

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Hot-to-trot chick in club: I'm going to get on those lawyer lips right away.

Impervious friend-chick: You do that. I wouldn't touch those lips with a ten foot pole.

by escuchon May 13, 2008

13๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jizz Lips

1) One who wears way too much lip gloss so much that it looks like someone jizzed on their lips

2) someone who enjoys giving head

1) Amanda looks like a skank with all makeup on; what a total jizz lips.

2) That is the third guy this week that she has blown in the drum closet...that jizz lips.

by The Friendly Yellow Letters June 18, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


mustard lip

being in the state of looking like a goofy ass duchebag

Wow Guga you have a Mustard Lip

by Oh Krap October 20, 2006

8๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dog Lips

An expression or analogy used to descripe the labial (lips) region of the female vagina, when purple on the inside and brownish black on the exterior.

"Yo,that bitch is so loose her snatch looks like dog lips."

by pitchc February 19, 2008

12๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Louis Lips

A former Pittsburgh Steeler Wide Receiver from about 20 years ago. The name is used to describe a Pittsburgh woman's vagina when is is very loose from having WAY too much sex

Elizabeth did not look like the typical Pittsburgh skank, so I decided to take her out on a date. Things became hot and heavy and I took off her panties. I could tell that she had received a lot of dick by her Louis Lips.

by Michael Christopher January 17, 2006

11๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž