Onion log

A short skinny person who sleeps like a log

I'm so fat! I can hardly sleep anymore

Nono no your an onion log

Fuzzy log

When your husband is wrapped in a fuzzy blanket spread out across the bed

Your like a cute fuzzy log all wrapped up in that blanket

Log Banger

A person who only smokes the fattest of blunts.

Maverick is a log banger he smokes like 12 blunts a day.

Arizona Log Mover

When a girl shits in your mouth and you proceed to perform oral sex on her.

Wes: “Remember when I gave Rachael an Arizona Log Mover”

nutty log

nutty flavoured tured

what a tasty tured tast's like chekein smell's like sproutss

log hoe

A tall ass slutty prostitute.

That bitch is a fucking log hoe!

Tipping the log

When you decide to do anal and she has a poo inside. You then enter her ass and the tip of your penis touches the poo

Dude, last night I was tipping the log