A simp cuck who smells musty from living with mold.
That guy is a moldy mike.
A very dedicated Urban Dictionary author and proud contributor of the word Beejcake.
"No matter how many times my entry Beejcake was rejected, I never gave up hope. After fourty days and nights in the desert praying for rain, well I'll be damned... it rained."
-Mike Beejmaster
A South Florida coming up rapper in from the deep south depths of Miami out of Exit #6 from a hood called Naranja
That boy Mike Smiff music go hard, represent Exit 6
does not get up on a friday. definitely bats for both sides. his idea of a great night out is saturday night bingo.
mike Selisny does not get up on a friday
mike selisny definitely bats for both teams
A man that just lets his nuts hang and his dick swing freely.
I am Mike Hoxafloppin.
Assistant video production teacher by day, also an assistant video production teacher by night. He's also probably a fed or cyborg or something. He probably doesn't watch breaking bad, either :(
Mike K, why can't I drop kick your baby?
When u take off ur shirt and put on some tight pants (tie is optional) and lather urself in oil, then pose in front of ur girl (the mirror if ur lonely).
John: Hey babe wanna go magic-miking?
Ashley: Yes