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The act of giving oral sex while floating down the river.
On our last floating trip, my wife gave me such an amazing river helmet, that I ejaculated in her mouth.
Tha axt of giving oral sex while floating down the river.
While floating down the river my wife gave me an amazing river helmet.
best place in new jersey w a bunch of spoiled white kids that are all smart but think they’re the shittyt
that’s a river vale kid
A girl who is in the category of bbw or ssbbw.
I need a wingman to take that one chick who is river sized.
Putting both hands entirely within the anus and spreading out repeatedly in the form of a breaststroke.
"I chose to swim the chocolate river and got a grapeshot of chocolate fondue."
A place that deserves to be a landmark because of a certain meme.
A man has fallen into the Lego City River
when you take a newborn baby, but it in a burlap sack with a rock, tie a rope around it and toss it in the river
Redneck1: I got my sister pregnant
Redneck2: what are yall going to do?
Redneck1: It will be a flint river baby