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A cross dressing male who prefers K-9 penis in place of lip gloss. This practice is know to be a health hazard. The larger or more aggressive the K-9 the greater the health risk (i.e.- facial scars). This name was coined due to the fact that when a male K-9 becomes "excited" his penis will rocket out and become exposed allowing the man to apply it to his lips.
Donnie was caught doing the rocket man last night and will never be able to show is face again.
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Like Jenny said, it's one of the greatest feelings in the world...its worth killing a few brain cells ;)
I wish I would've seen the face I made or the "help me"...at least I got to see the priceless "scarey" face ;)
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a really stupid overrated Nickelodeon TV show about a bunch of retards that does nothing but talk about sports, sports, sports, and sports...They don't read. They don't draw. They don't go to school. They must've been on a disability or welfare check since the main character's father runs a crummy old fast-food shack!
Person #1: What's your favorite Nickelodeon show?
Person #2: As Told by Ginger. Too bad I have to wait till 6:00pm every single damn day to watch my favorite show and had to go thru being forced to watch the crappy overrated show Rocket Power!
*Rocket Power scene*
Squid: Hey guys, wanna do some reading?
Otto Rocket: Duh, I am too retarded to read 'cause I am gay. Let's go skateboardin' at my dad's crummy old shack and have a gay orgy with Twister and his older brother Lars.
Twister: I'm in!
Reggie: I need a sex change to participate ;)
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a machine that travels at unreal speeds of 200mph (mach 0.25) and is capable of cutting a pickup in half, ending multiple lives simultainiousely.
Susuki GSXR or,gixxer
Honda CBR
Yamaha R1
Kawasaki ZX-R
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When the reciever of oral sex queefs in your mouth while engaged in oral sex with a female or creature with a vaina.
Shit dude. I was eating out your mom and she crotch rocketed me!
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The study of the 'nether regions' and all other unsanitary manouveres and procedures involving the reproductive organs.
"hey jamie did u do ur rocket science homework on premature ejaculation?".
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