Jimmy

a little known term used to described a Caucasian man, usually from the South or in particular other states that has so many small rural towns, who is considered poor and uneducated (hence another name for a white trash). Also called Jim Jones or Jim White.

*scene starts with an Asian tourist in Louisiana*

Tourist: Excuse me, sir. Could you give me the directions for Baton Rouge?

Louisiana resident: You go north and take detour in another highway after the next two exists and make a left turn at an intersection in Laurel Creek, but whatever you do don't make a stop there...

Tourist: Why not?

Louisiana resident: 'Cause that place is crawling with shed-dwelling Jimmy folks!

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nigger-loving faggots

Self-hating, hypocritical homosexuals who thinks it's right to jump on others and it's wrong if someone calls THEM the "faggot" or black folks a "nigger", etc. and so forth. They tend to victimize and exploit other minority groups (esp. transsexuals or Mid Eastern folks), thinking their own "minority" background is more superior, just like white or heterosexual folks thinks they are superior than black/Mexicans/Asians/gays/etc. The truth: Black people are the real racists and gay people are the real homophobes.

-Scene One-

*two gays guys at a bar*

Gay guy #1: Hey handsome, wanna buy me a drink?

Straight guy: Fuck off, I am straight you butt-licking faggot!

Guy gay #1: No fair! Why do I get all the discrimination!?

Gay guy #2: Hey, let's go jump on a tranny walking down the curb!

*Both gay guys abduct, rob, and murder a transsexual lady before her corpse was found in the dumpster three days later*

-Scene 2-

*two black guys outside a UCLA campus*

Black guy #1: Yo dawg, wassup?

Black guy #2: Man, imma so damn tired, that i screwed wit a lot of black chics last night.

Black guy #1: Man, I am sic of screwin' black chics, let's go fuk sum armenians.

*The two black dudes abducted and raped a random Iranian female student, who is sadly mistaken for an "Armenian" due to their lack of intelligence."

News commentator: Tonight, we will talk about "Nigger-Loving Faggots" raping Iranian girls and slaughtering transwomen on NBC Dateline.

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lesbonese

a member of the lesbian race/community/etc.

Example #1: Monica is such a Lesbonese!

Example #2: All the female police chiefs in Pasadena are Lesbonese.

bumblebee butt

a very huge buttocks.

Kim Kardashian has a bumblebee butt, except they are fake thou...

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Nina

a cool down-to-earth girl that really knows how to shake those hips.

Party girl #1: Daaaaang, check out that girl in the sparkling blue dress breaking her hips on the dance floor, now that's a nina!

Party girl #1: her style is so down-to-earth!

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happy meal face

a big fat ugly face.

Note: This term derives from a slang pun quoted by Chris Rock in one scene in the Jackie Chan movie Rush Hour (1998).

"Get your happy meal face out of my kitchen!"

Jonathan

a retard or a freakin' wise guy who thinks he is so hip by pretending to be a "nice guy" in the manner of a 2-year-old who stuck a thumb up his ass.

Gemma: Dude, some freakin' wise guy who thinks he's so rad named "jonathan" just sent me a text message out of the cold! 0_o

Gemma's bf: Babe, he's probably a retard with a mind of a 2-year-old that needs to stick a thumb up his ass.

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