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when u fist a girl up the pussy then when its in there you extend all ur fingers out wards
i almost killed a girl giveing her a shooting star last night.
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When a man masturbates up until almost ejaculating, slowly wakes up his gf/wife, yells "Morning!" and blows his load in her eyes. She'll be seeing stars all morning.
"So I heard Joe gave gave Suzzy some Morning Stars the other day, haven't heard from him since..."
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A sex position in which each participant is standing and their bodies resemble a star. They then wiggle together and flop around (all while still standing.)
Also known as the electric chair.
We totally kitchen star'd at that party last night, it was sweet!
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a beanch who wears necklaces and plastic surgery and make-up and titimplants and gets cm's (computer modified ha, ha) pictures of herself/himself to convince poor anorexic girlies to kill themselves.
fortunately i've never had a problem with them cept that i like some of them okay oop
eminem, my GASH ITTH EMINEM HIDE YOUR WALLETTH COTH HE'TH COMIN UP QWICK! *duck down* oh my fuckin god go TALK to him
whaAWT no WAY what if he thinks im stupid
well im pretty sure he doesnt give one single fuck about you, even if you gave him one.
oh. better go talk to him then
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The highest level of "fucked" that is physically attainable. The only prescription is a swan dive into cascadilla gorge.
Neil: I am completely star fucked for my chemical ecology exam tomorrow!!!
Brian: Damn...you're star fucked.
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Multiple sky dumps on a persons face.
when a group of people are above the person recieving the gift of the stars, resulting in the visual effect of shooting stars.
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