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we've all seen it as the top result on google at one point :thumbsup:
man: i feel like shit
google: SUICIDE PREVENTION HOTLINE BEING CALLED NOW!
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When you accidentally fart as you are sitting down to poop and you have your head in the fumes!
I heard Jeff gagging in the bathroom and I assumed he committed crop dust suicide!
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A task in prostitution in which you hire a hooker to give you a blowjob, you murder her, then you commit suicide.
"What do you think is going on in that truck?" "Idk probably a Homicide Suicide Blowjob"
a game similar to ping pong the only difference being that whenever a player gains a point the other player must remove their shirt and allow the player who scored to hit the ping pong ball as hard as they can into the other players bare skin. this does not cause any real injury but can be fairly painful. the game can be won either by reaching a predetermined point amount or if the other player is in too much pain to continue.
Me and my freinds were bored so we decided to play a game of suicide ping pong
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A Cockblocker Suicide Bomber (or CSB), is a member of ones party who, as a means of 'taking one for the team', lures in the offending Cockblocker of the respective party of attractive women and has sex with her as a means of allowing his friends to mingle with the group of women.
The CSB is usually acceptant of his purpose due to shallow promises by his party, that following his likely traumatic and socially destructive actions, he will receive 72 virgins as a means of recompense, at a latter occasion.
Vinnie: "Damn son, fly ass hoe's at yo 12 o'clock"
(Vincent: "Oh my goodness, there is a group of very attractive young women straight ahead")
Du'Shawn: "Fo'real mah nigga, dey ratchet bitch be blockin' doe, know what I'm sayin'"
(Charleston: "You are correct, unfortunately there is a visually offensive women who appears to be undermining men's attempts to converse with them.)
Vinne: "Where my nigga T-Dallas at? Doe boy need to prove his loyalty."
(Vincent: "Where is our good friend Terrence? He's a shy, impressionable and easily-manipulated young man that would surely be a Cockblocker Suicide Bomber for a chance to befriend us")
Du'Shawn: "No doubt, tell a nigga he can pop a few cherrys if he itchin'"
(Charleston: "I agree, tell Terrence he will receive virgin women as recompense for his efforts.")
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Someone who rapes men and then kills themselves because they cant live with the stink of shiton their dicks. usually found in gay bars. usually black or asian
Damn! i just escaped from a suicide bummer! someone pump me out!
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PLEASE DONT MANY PEOPLE WILL MISS YOU I DONT WANT YOU TO DIE I LOVE YOU❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🌺✨♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️💕💗💖💖 ☹️ YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL EVEN THO IT MAY BE HARD, KEEP FIGHTING YOU CAN DO THIS!
You- I will commit suicide
Me-No Please dont the world would miss you💗
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