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After anal sex, you lick around your partners asshole to clean it up
After Jeff and Phil did the dirty deed, Phil gave Jeff a Ring Around the Rosey so he would be clean for round two!
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Sticking your finger in someone else's runny nose!
Kevin did a mucus plug on Jeff because he has Krtinich and it made his nose run!
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When you accidentally fart as you are sitting down to poop and you have your head in the fumes!
I heard Jeff gagging in the bathroom and I assumed he committed crop dust suicide!
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Leaving a dooker in a hot tub when tubbing with your partner!
Jeff and Phil we're in phil's hot tub when Phil dropped a tub trout just before they were going to have anal sex!
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Stretched out real wide vagina
Dude you going to have to tie off if you going to bang that chick. She has an arvola!
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When you want to have a full time job but don't like working full time hours so you dump one day a week always on a Monday or a Friday!
My buddy is in town on Friday so I'm going have to pull a kasa !
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A form of crotch itch you get from fucking farm animals
Jeffs balls are burning so bad after fucking his neighbors billy goat he thinks he may have krtinich!
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