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Tofu Bacon

An extremely contemporary word for "cool" replacing "what's shakin' bacon?" for a more syllabic equilibrium.

"What's shakin' tofu bacon?"
"Not much, man, that concert last night was pretty tofu bacon!"

by The holy pancake batman August 15, 2008

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Bacon Strips

Another word or "stretch marks".

After Lenda had the baby her stomach was covered in becon strips.

by lilshizzy July 19, 2004

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Dirty Bacon

Term used to describe the act of performing oral sex on a girl during her time of the month.

"Damn, that guy Danny that works for the lawnmower company... he left me hangin on our study night to go eat some dirty bacon! What a spaz!"

by daileyml April 18, 2007

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Celebration Bacon

1. Bacon that is consumed as a way of celebrating an event or occasion.
2. The act of preparing and consuming bacon in order to celebrate an event or occasion.

1."You're eating bacon at 4am!?"

"It's ok it's celebration bacon; it's my birthday!"

2. "I just handed in all my work: time to get my celebration bacon on!"

by mooooooooooooooooooooose June 2, 2011

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Day bacon

Another name for jerky.

Carl cuddled up to Steve. While Steve was strangely aroused and confused by this he didn't forget to put a hand on his bag of day bacon. He calculated the odds of theft to be 97.5%.

by TheTheTheBaconator March 31, 2010

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jessica bacon

This girl, you might as well take a seat, is something else, she is truly the most amazing girl you'll ever meet. The first thing you'll notice is her eyes, careful they are very easy to get lost in. The next thing would have to be her smile, it literally lights up the room and is the cutest thing ever. Next is her laugh, now that will have you tripping over yourself because it's the most adorable thing ever. Her body, well It's perfect we are going to leave it at that ;) She is by far the kindest girl ever, she's very smart, she's really funny, you can really have a good time with her. This girl is also the most loving girl you'll know, she treats her man like he's the only guy in the world and he is lucky to have her. This girl is one of a kind, and she truly is a gift from God

Guy 1
Do you see her i think thats jessica bacon, daaaamn

Mr.Bacon
Piss off, shes mine

by Sweatybridge January 26, 2017

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stripper bacon

The lumps on a chubby strippers legs.

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Damn son look at the bacon on that stripper

Lumps on fat strippers legs is known as stripper bacon.

by bacon1234 April 5, 2015

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