Evan is a handsome man who know how to talk to girls. He will treat you right and show you what it is like to be with a real man.
Evan is the best man you can ask for.
A smoking hot man that also has a very big dick
Hey its Evan he is very hot and has a big dick
Evan is the guy who acts like a total grandpa and looks like one. He always drives a 2wd truck and complains. He already has a hunchback and needs help walking. His shirts in the summer are normally a greasy cut off, he thinks he’s better than everyone anywhere he goes.
Hey Evan (grandpa Sal) go grab this for me
A terribly cute guy that will steal your heart. Evans are mostly middle school players that have dated every girl in their grade. Don’t let them in because they will break your heart and date your family members!
Guy 1: yo do you know who Evan is?
Guy2: who doesn't he has dated every girl in our grade.
Evan, a rare muscular attractive human being
Evan was doing jabol yesterday
Someone who does a Level 1 BTEC.
“Oh my god, you’re such an Evan!” “Eat my shorts, Evan!” “Hey Evan, can you refill my car- actually, nevermind”