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When it's Thanksgiving night, and the room is dark, and a gentleman offers a woman a bite of turkey leg, but when she opens her mouth he instead presents his genitals.
Happy Black Friday! By the way, last night, I gave the lady a ghost turkey.
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The Turkey Strategy is when you get fully wasted on Wild Turkey and still (despite your complete incoherant and whispering ramblings) manage to win at obline board games.
Haven't won a game in a while. It may be time to pull out the old turkey strategy
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When a guy puts his balls into a girls asshole
would you want to try something like stuffin the turkey
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When a women smears poo on her breasts and slaps them repeatedly across your face while making a gobbling turkey noise.
hey babe fancy giving me a dirty turkey im well in the mood for one after you burn the christmas dinner.
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When a male or female licks the pussy of an obese black woman.
Lil Wayne is such a Turkey Licker
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(noun) a generally good looking male who has the ability to make one develop a strong appetite, not necessarily for food; may also make strange and unnecessary noises akin to a turkey or camel
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