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The state at the bottom of the list in terms of driving ability. If the car in front of you has a West Virginia plate it is in your best interest to back off another 10-20 feet. If the car behind you has some NASCAR or WV Mountaineer plate on the front bumper,(front plates aren't required by West Virginia), it would be in your best interest to pull over and wait for them to pass.
Guy: "That car can't stay in the late. Must be drunk."
Gal: "No, look. They're from West Virginia."
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kanye west is the greatest rappa live!!!!!!!i luv him soooooooooooooooooo much im his numba 1 fan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i cant wait to c him in concert soon!!!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I LUV U KANYE
1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and get them situps rite and tuck your tummy tight and do your crunches like this give head stop breath get up check your weave dont stop to get up and disrespect the weed........
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The state in which I currently live. We mine tons of coal, and it's about the only thing we do. You actually can make plenty of money out of West Virginia if you're an entrepreneur... but you'd have to have a bar license or own a strip club. Oh, and domestication of animals has alot of money in it, plus sexual benefits.
:1st girl: Wow, he kinda looks like a goat... hahahaha... NICE.
:2nd girl: Well, I did hear his dad owns a farm...
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Fuck tha weak side this is North Side to tha fullest. repin xiv iN tha 303 D-towN
ws=wet sNatches. Nothin but some pussies. Coast to Coast were hated the most. were oN top of the map.
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1.A person native to the land of West Virginia.
2.A person who likes to have sex with other members of their family.
3.A redneck who could not figure out 2+2 if it was written right in front of his face.
Hey you and your sister are really close, hey could you be a west virginian
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When your getting head (blowjob), from a sexy chick, its sooooo good that your legs go from east to west. Meaning the better the head the father your legs will spread, also good if you like your balls licked.
I got east to the west last night from jessica. and dame she could go all night with that.
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