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1. (n.) One who lacks intelligence, and therefore is used by other people. One who is easily taken advantage of. Often lacking individuality and self-esteem.
2. (n.) A complete idiot, i.e. a douchebag.
3. (n.) A progressive/alternative metal band. Known for songs such as Lateralus and AEnema
4. (n.) An item one uses to perform a certain task.
1. "We need, like, 200 bucks. Let's call up Joe, that guy is an absolute tool."
2. "Look at that guy blasting Drake from his car. What a tool."
3. "Have you heard the song Bottom by Tool? It's awesome!"
4. "A hammer is a very common tool."
A person who is a complete loser in all ways. Has no idea what he is doing and is most likely at art schools smoking up some hootch with kids named Tippayachat.
Someone with the name Gavin or Calvin is really a tool. Especially if there last names happens to sound like a geometrical vocabulary word.
When your homie calls your farmer friend a hoe and you say a hoe is a gardening tool and not the other thing.
But you realize just then what else a gardening “tool” is.
Bully: “Dude you’re a hoe!”
Guy who ain’t a bully: “A hoe is a gardening tool!”
Bully: “Exactly…”
Used to describe someone you can’t stand but has everything piece of equipment you need to do the job just “OK”.
This job has to get done, we need the correct tool. Let’s call Greg Zanni
A gun. Usually referring to a pistol or a short barreled rifle/shotgun.
You niggas know I always keep that fuckin tool on me.
A person with an inflated opinion of and genuine belief in his skill/prowess/intelligence who takes every opportunity to remind others of it, regardless of the skill he actually possesses. A tool may or may not actually be smart, and may also be disarmingly superficially pleasant; these attributes are irrelevant.
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Tool: Hi! Nice to see you.
Unfortunate Acquaintance: Hey, you too. How's work going?
Tool: Pretty good. My team isn't quite as up to speed as I am, but I've been taking time out of my busy day to lend help and guidance to those less gifted than I. I've been pulling the whole weight of the project so far. It's a good thing this is my area of expertise.
Unfortunate Acquaintance: I think I'm allergic to you.
(2) see the video resume "Impossible is Nothing"
Tool" is just a slang term for penis. It also has other meanings like Calling someone a "tool" is a less profane way of calling them a "dick" or "cock" or "prick". Or a asshole
1: yo bro stop being a damn tool and throw away your fucking trash man.
2: Me and And Ashley had sex last night I put my Tool in her :)