lay the wood

1) arm gesture where the arm is dropped directly down, mimicking def. 2
2) the layage of wood, where the meat wrench wonks out the pants

1) he layed teh wood

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wood hog

1) An extremely large man with an erection.
2) A short, yet very girthy erect penis that looks like a pigs snout.
3) A skanky-ass cock gobbler.

"Hit up that chick over there, shes a real wood hog!"

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wood tickler

1) The phantom sensation that one gets on random parts of their body that is assumed to be a wood tick crawling.
2) The unfortunate sensation of ones mate subtly trying to ellicit a positive response to a sexual interlude in the early morning

1) I slept so poorly last night. I went for a hike in the woods yesterday and kept feeling wood ticklers all night.
2) My one morning to sleep in and Lee kept wood tickling me. I pretended to sleep until he went to work.

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wood-daver

1. An arts and craft activity from the best strong bad email ever!

2. A random thing i say when in weird moments...

Weird girl: I love you...
Redlen:... wood-daver!

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Elijah Wood

A magically gifted, yet disappointingly short penis, which, when burdened with the one cock-ring of power, handed down from the bearer's sketchy uncle, Dildo Faggins, turns invisible.

Looks like you're not the only one with Elijah Wood!

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Tiger Woods

The act of pulling out a tampon from a girls vagina with your teeth before having sex with her, preferably somewhere lewd like in a car park.

I was so horny last night I did a Tiger Woods on my girlfriend.

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a tiger woods

When you follow through on your fart with a little diorrhea.
Named because of tiger wood's golf swing.

Mum: Jeez, you shit yourself?
Son: No, just a tiger woods.
Mum: Oh, ok then...

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