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A female who has been toying with your heart. She played you and your emotions. *coughT.E.R.A.L.K." This type of female is considered to be like Medusa. At first, she was beautiful, then she became..a Snake Woman.
L: "OMG, Monica didn't text me back. I even paid the dinner bill!"
T: "Really. Dam Son."
J: "That bish is a Snake Woman."
Hailing from Hulme, Manchester, the Old Footage Lady is a 75 year old woman who happens to be the world's oldest clubber. Trotting round without a care in the world other than to raise money for the NSPCC from pissed students at Footage and other like bars, she has been out every night for the past 30 years and raised over 60 million pounds for charity. She appears to have a heart of gold, but recently, the pressure has been getting to her. Local thug Dean Blair has started to take advantage of her. Using her reputation for being a charity worker, he sends her out to do the same job but instead of the money going to charity, it helps Dean Blair launder money through his Salt'n'Battery Chip Shop. Recently she has been spotted getting out of Deans car right outside Footage. She no longer speaks to the clubbers as she is too frightened, instead extending her arm holding the collection box.
However, an incident occured last week that could have scarred the woman for life. A young unnamed lass was dancing wildly on the dance floor, unbeknowingstly charging into the Old Footage Woamn. sending her hurling to the ground. The Crowd let out an almighty gasp as they thought she was dead. She did however survive, and the young girl was launched out of the club by power hungry bouncers on an ego trip. Dean Blair, amazingly, did not allow her to go to hospital. Instead, he sent her back in to finish her nights work. The woman is finally thinking of hanging up her boots, but determination to raise at least a little extra than usual, so she can keep a bit to give to her old charities, is driving her forward.
"Hide ya change lad, the Old Footage Womans about!"
Feminist say: “kill all men Is satirical, and if you have to look it up then you probably don’t understand that.” As such that is equally true then for kill all woman, a man might say to a woman in response to “kill all men” or when a woman does something sexist, rude, or disgusting. It is usually used to express frustration or disappointment, however, sometimes it is used to get a rise out of woman.
Woman 1: “ David: Are we splitting the check?
Woman 2: “What did you do?”
Woman 1: “I told him to sleep careful tonight because I don’t need him #kill all men!”
Woman 2: “what did he say”
Woman 1: “ then I guess Kill all woman to”
A show that you can go to where one or more women jackoff,give a blow job to and get fucked etc. by one or more donkeys. Most often the women are completly naked and when the donkey cums it is like water being coming out of a fire hose and it gets all over everything and the woman usually gets covered in cum. The donkeys usually cum more that once and when ever they cum all the guys watching it cheer.
Lets go see a woman donkey show.
a human, specifically one human, of whom is superior to all beings and living things on earth, also the leader of an excellent religion known for its excellency, the followers are known as minions. thank you for reading this vital information.
mr. sister woman is the greatest human on earth!
What Kelly said I am.
A woman that drinks too much Starbucks and goes from a size 6 to a size 8 really fast cause she doesn't work out and her boyfriend gives her grief
You didn't look like your picture you're chunky woman.