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Using a woman's period blood as lube for giving a hand job to a man.
Jack: Hey Kyle, guess what?
Kyle: What?
Jack: Tiffany gave me a bloody walker last night.
Kyle: Woah, man!
admit it you wanted urban to say "Get The Bloody Heck Mug" (bloody heck is a swear when you rage)
Get The Bloody Heck Mug, Also Get A Neck Gaiter something idk
When your fucking a girl and end up getting blood on them from an open wound and continue to fuck while bleeding on them
Hey bro last night I had bloody Rachel sex with the grip from the bar and she did not care
A Viking execution where a guy got his lungs pulled out his back, and if he made any noise or screamed in agony, he didn't make it to Valhalla.
The first guy took his bloody eagle like a man, the crowd didn't hear a peep out of him, but the second guy shit all over the place and wouldn't stop screaming. They illustrated that he died a coward on his runestone, so that future generations of his family would curse his name and call him a bitch in their language.
When you’re having sex with a girl while she’s on her period and you connect jumper cables to each other, the negative side to the woman and the positive to the man. When the man inserts his penis it creates a current of electricity.
Frank: “Bro, I heard you and Jenna did the bloody Jump Start last week! How was it?”
Bro: “shocking.”
this is a term originally used for mild frustration, used by an angry old men towards their wives.
now jokey term -with no offensive intent behind it- to show mock frustration.
Lynda spills her tea;
Andrew: "bloody 'ell linda! you've spilt ya tea!"
When you hollow out a pickle, put cream sauce in the pickle then finish it off with hot sauce.
Person 1: What the fuck even is that? Person 2: That's just the bloody BJ