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Nightclub bouncers/doormen who chuck out drunks and trouble causers OR muscle bound men who support prison officers in 'calming' down bad behaving prisoners.
Prison officer: I got spat at while passing cell 37 so I pressed my button and the hairy arse brigade came to my aide.
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to have a saw ass from eating very spicy food after consuming drugs and alchol
"man im blipped and pissd i need summit spicy" next day....
"wish i hadnt had the kebab and chili sauce"
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When someone has a arsenal of fuck buddies.
Guy 1: bro I have so many fuck buddies
Guy 2: so you have an arse-anal
Guy 1: what's that
Guy 2: when you have a lot of fuck buddies
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In Victoria, Australia, it is very common that petrol prices are reduced on Tuesdays. In fact, most places have started discounting their prices to entice more spending.
Let's go for a movie! It's Tight Arse Tuesday today!
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In other words, couldn't be bothered.
We tried to get him to send in the form on time, but he couldn't be rat-arsed.
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When a team are so tired after putting in so much effort during a football match, they start to make mistakes and give the ball away
Mike “look at the space at the back, they are giving the ball away all over the place”
Paul “ they are breathing out of their arse Michael”
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Some one who fucks people with a creamy arse(a cream arse fucker)
My dad is a cream arse fucker so are all my friends.
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