Bag of dirt with hair

This term is derived from douche bag or dirtbag. Commonly used in reference to coworkers or a true asshole!

Blake: Hey johnny, that asshole shawn just pulled a sgt lee
to go text that hoe he rusty fish hooked last night.
Johnny: What a Bag of dirt with hair!
Blake: Fuck it....

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Long Dirt Road

An arduous journey one must embark on to find toilet paper after passing a bowel movement.

Me: "Shit, this role of toilet paper is out and there's no backup!"

Friend: "Looks like someone's headed down the long dirt road!"

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Dirt Bike Games

The name of the game that you're playing when your teacher catches you.

STOP PLAYING FUCKING DIRT BIKE GAMES

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stanky dirt bug

Stanky Dirt Bug is slang from the "Dirty South". Its derived from stanky, to stink. If someone is a "Stanky dirt bug", they probably smell like poo poo.

Dude, your mom is such a stanky dirt bug. You should get her some help.

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Dirt Track Rider

To shove ones pork sword up another’s anus. This often results in dirt accumulation under the male mud flaps.

You should have seen me ride Mandy’s Dirt Track last night. She loved it and I think I got some peanuts and sultanas caught under my mud flaps. I am appearing on the cover of next month’s Dirt Track Rider.

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head for that dirt road

The bro country equivalent of "sex on the down low ". Code for Bro sex usually in sub urban areas where guys pretend to be country.

After work I'm gonna have some cold ones with my bro, we might pop the tailgate on the Raydo and head for that dirt road.

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Australian Dirt Goggles

When one individual is "Tea-bagged" by two other individuals and both sets of testicles are placed on the first aforementioned individuals eyes creating the "Australian Dirt Goggles"

The first person to pass out is gettin' "Australian Dirt Goggled"
**Brian/Brianette Falls Asleep**
"Bring out the Australian Dirt Goggles"

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