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The trauma caused by a consistent over-indulgent relationship with ‘the sesh’. Commonly experienced post-festival or after a particularly heavy weekend of drug based debauchery.
Pretty sure I’ve got Post Traumatic Sesh Disorder (PTSD) after boshing through those 3 for a £100 bags last weekend
a personality disorder caused by trauma that affects a persons ability to feel emotions in order to help the brain cope with severe depression. This is also called "emotional numbness"
The bullying got so bad I had void personality disorder for months.
The thug disorder, also known as "The hood virus", is a common disorder that black men are often diagnosed with. It appears between the age of 16-20, and as for now, there's no cure to it. The thug disorder makes the individual "throw it back" in public places, with no control over it.
Tyrone : Yo Jerome, I heard Caleb was diagnosed with the thug disorder.
Jerome : Damn, that's a pity.
Tyrone : Isn't that Caleb over there??
Caleb : Sup guys *shakes butt*
Refers to a broad range of pseudo-maladies (where the person is merely faking/exaggerating a certain physical/emotional/mental infirmity/disability, like the infamous "selective deafness") that many lazy/selfish/uncaring people complain of, merely to get out of performing some undesirable task. These supposed maladies include:
(1) selective stamina/fatigue disorder, whereby the "sufferer" instantly becomes a nearly-lifeless "limp rag" whenever anything resembling w-o-r-k is requested/suggested; he always seems to be perfectly able to jump robustly back up again, though, when some fun/pleasant activity is subsequently offered or suggested
(2) selective phobia disorder, whereby the "sufferer" claims to have an intense fear/loathing of a certain aspect of the task at hand, again, usually to simply be relieved of having to participate in said task; he often seems to be able to placidly/confidently manage other similar-context activities just fine, however
(3) selective allergy/medical-condition disorder, similar to #2, whereby someone claims to have a serious illness/infirmity that would prevent him from safely performing a less-than-pleasant task, yet he's perfectly okay with less arduous/boring tasks which involve the same types of substances/conditions
(4) selective strength/health disorder, whereby someone claims to not be physically muscular/fit enough to perform a certain task, but yet he lifts weights, moves heavy loads in a hand-truck/wheelbarrow, etc. at other times
My uncle claims to be helpless.clueless whenever I ask him to step in and help resolve a dispute between a fellow youngster and myself, yet he is a headmaster at a private school and is known for his firm leadership there... sounds like selective capability disorder to me!
When you have symptoms linked to multiple disorders, mental illnesses, and/or neurodivergencies but can't pinpoint which one is you. This is not an actual diagnosis, rather it's for the people who cannot be professionally diagnosed and are trying their best themselves.
"Dude idk what's up with me. I'm always anxious and sad. people keep telling me I'm being rude but I don't understand what they mean"
"might be depression. or anxiety. or ADHD... no, you just have symptoms disorder"
this is a very deadly disease that is common in most gamers. Call of Duty can spread this disease with too much playing time. Once you hit about 7th prestige you are on your death track for this disease. I suggest you put the controller down and go play outside and play on the playground. WARNING: Xbox 360 and PS3 now contain nicotene making them extremely addictive...and so does COD.
MLGs have TJC disorder
Physical and mental trauma from live concerts that appears months, years, or decades later.
That kids suffering from a case of Red Rocks Disorder. He’s had that weird shape for years. Can appear because of a dissociative.