Random
Source Code
Random
The beginning notes to Für Elise. You must be bored as hell if you typed this.
Person A: How do you play Für Elise?
Person B: Well, first it goes "ed#ed#ebdcaceabeabc".
Person A: Oh, yeah!
An abbreviation of the beer, Tooheys Extra Dry Platinums.
What did you drink last night?
Shared a carton of ed platinums with a mate, got shit faced.
Fat Ed is the largest man in the universe. Everyone fucks his Mom very violently and don’t forget, he’s dangerous and very, very fat.
“LOOK OUT! ITS FAT ED COMING TO EAT ALL THE FOOD!
A dude (or dudette), while going down on a chick blows, making the sound of a horse braying, resulting in a queef.
"Dude, I gave Ellen a Mister Ed and she made me sleep on the couch for a week!"
To shit such a long turd that it sticks out of the water
Beach(ed) one-“I had to shit so much that I beached one in the bowl.”
Ed is a Mexican who is also the brothers of AydenAids and VVane. He is the nephew and son of Big D. Shadow. He is from burgerland and does flips.
Ayden: Look its Ed (Thiccestlord)
Ed (Thiccestlord): I'm Ed (Thiccestlord)
In reference to disgraced British Historian David Irving, when someone is punished socially and/or legally for asking a question about or attempting to debate a commonly accepted historical action/event.
Person 1: “Hey, can you come bail me out of jail?”
Person 2: “Bail you out of Jail?!”
Person 1: “Yeah, I wrote my term paper on why I thought the French Revolution and subsequent Red Terror were Bad, and my professor turned the paper in to the police for hate speech. I got totally Irving-ed!”