Children derived from a mother that thinks sitting on a stoop in her house coat , drinking Carlo Rossi and smoking cigarettes that are purchased with her parents credit cards is a super sport.
Can you believe those crotch goblins took their grandmothers credit card and maxed it out on shoes ?
A person who is a fiend for a gret (cig)
OMG, James will literally do anything for a gret. What a gret goblin.
A woman with very large, fake lips
"Hey John, you see that Clob Goblin over there?"
"That's some Clob Goblin!"
when a male is receiving a blowjob he may use snot a lube. As the snot is green the knob amazingly looks like a goblin.
i did knob goblin with your mum last night
A malicious, mischievous, greedy female who is small and grotesque in manners, yet sexy as fuck. Usually with fake hair, nails, and eyelashes and make-up that look almost cartoonish. Similar to a fuck gremlin. Taking her home will be the best sex you have ever had at the cost of your dishes, and anything else breakable or stealable.
lat night i picked up a slut goblin at the local pub.
A decrepit creature that dwells in its home environment, surviving off pigeon meat and peanut butter. Refuses to go to the office due to their addiction to triggering mouse traps on their genitals
Bro, my flatmate is such a Home Goblin, all I hear from his room is mousetraps going off
A method in Clash Royale consisting of spamming spear goblins and huts, resulting in a self lobotomization, making you retarded.
Person 1: Hey, are you using the Spear Goblin Spam method?
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: You do realize only low tier arena bots use that when their AI gets desperate, right?