Someone who is hairy and always has the urge to eat some form of cooked pig.
Connor eat's way too much pig, and he has a fuzzy head, I guess that makes him a Hairy Hams
The act of spunking over your partners hair like a faulty can of silly string
Sorry about that hairy custard last night... was fuuny but
An undesired gift from an undesirable person, especially in the form of regifting.
Alisa looked with extreme displeasure at the clearly regifted item. "Oh GOD, can you believe this hairy watch she's trying to pass off on me?" as she dropped it in the trash.
A gal who looks like she should be a dainty palm but is way too independent for her own good. Usually a lesbian.
"That girl is so hot, man!"
"Don't even, dude, she is such a hairy callous."
The act of shaving off your Butthole-Net and then ejaculating onto it. After that you find your prey and stick this hairy-cum-glue to their face in such a way that it creates an authentic biker beard. Although this is very humorous it might get you called names like Jizz guzzeling rectal wart or donkey raping shit eater.
I was wondering what my best friend would look like with a beard so I got him drunk one night and gave him a Hairy Stimpleton.
a male with a very hairy asshole
a lot of straight people tend to say it when they see their friends hole or show their hole a lot of roadman say this
“oi mate come eat my dirty hairy hole”
When someone man or women that has not trimmed or groomed their pubic hair in a very long time.
That guy has a hairy mongrel.