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A Women that says damz to much and that takes to long in the showers and is a lagger
A shower honey a term to describe the fecund brew that gathers around the perimiters of the shower drain, most commonly made up of common house hold and bodily materials (ie toenails, toe gunk, toe hairs, toe fingers, toe rings)
First recorded use of the the term dates back to the year 1307, in the only remaining manuscript of "Oh, Ye Fungus Amongus" by the mysterious Legumis Labotomus LaTapped III (Houghton Mifflin & Sons, et al, 1982)
"hey michael, I was taking a shower lastnight and couldnt help but notice the shower honey you left behind"
To scrub/rinse your head under a running faucet. Typical for when there are no showers available and you're too damn tired to undress.
Jay: "Man, that workout was intense, but now I'm running behind for my date and I reek!"
Dan: "Dude, easy answer - refugee shower!"
A shower omelette is what remains after your piping hot, fresh ejaculate hits the hot water of your shower and is fried like an egg and sausage plate from Waffle House.
"Man, I really wish our suitemates would clean their shower omelettes off the bottom of the tub. Last night I stepped in one, slipped, and fell face first into another one."
When you are taking care of a foreign diplomat and they decide to bestow upon you a cultural gift of reverence. However, during the ceremony an unexpected wave of nausea overcomes the diplomat, they projectile vomit all over you, and then void at least 1.5 gallons of warm an malodorous (likely infectious) urine all over your new shoes.
- Hey did you hear Kaylynn got honored with a "Senators Shower" by that foreign dignitary?
- Wow Really, what an honor.
- Yeah, its definitely a major award, that kind of experience changes a persons outlook on life.
when youre at a hotel and the bathroom is so small you can take a shit and shower at the same time
person 1: "hows the hotelroom?"
person 2: "its quite small, i even got a shit and shower"
A northern expression alluding to a deep throat fellatio session
Couldn't help but give Tom a proper lung shower on my lunch hour