dignitary

(noun) A telephone found next to the toilet in hotel bathrooms.

Daphers! I told you never to call me on the dignitary, I'm trying to drop a deuce!

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Dignitary

A dignitary is someone, male or female, who performs sexual favors via projection of feelings in return for something. It happens in the mind fuck arena, basically no-contact cerebral sex.

I refuse to dignitary anyone out of respect.