Mowing shoes

Specialized shoes for improving walking and support that enable the user to mow the lawn. May also be used for shoveling in the winter, or cooking.

My feet and back need relief, I should buy some mowing shoes.

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shoe in the hat trick

When you lose a game of tetris

That was a classic shoe in the hat trick, you lost bad.

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John McEnroe's Shoes

Slang term for lady bits

I'd love to wear her john mcenroe shoes!

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Kiss my shoe

A fraise that maybe used when a group of people jump you, but only used if you don’t fight back. If you don’t fight back and you end up kissing their shoes then you are seen as their bitch.

Person 1: Yo! I HEARD YOU WERE TALKING SHIT?!
Person 2: I’m sorry man I don’t wanna fight you
Person 1: THEN KISS MY SHOE OR I KILL YOU!

Person 2: *kisses shoe*

Person 1: YOUR MY BITCH NOW

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sprinkle my shoes

British term for men who are urinating. But when you're peeing it's bouncing off the urinal and glancing off your feet hence the term....

After having a few beers I've got to sprinkle my shoes

Hot Butter Shoe

When one person puts sticks of butter in their shoe, cooks it in the microwave, and fucks it aggressively while the butter is hot.

Carl: I got bored last night, so I tried doing a Hot Butter Shoe.

Jeff: How was it?

Carl: My dick's a little burnt, but otherwise it was fun.

don’t drop the shoe

Basically means don’t fuck up.

*Pressure filled situation*
“Come on Tara, don’t drop the shoe!!!”
*fails*
“Damn Tara, you dropped the shoe.”