Johnnie...wow this dude is literally the best guy in the world, but no one sees it and the only woman in his life should be named Lauren because she loves his giant cock
You see Lauren over there she needs a Johnnie
AWildMonke man that shits on most of the stuff you do, but can be good at times if you're nice to him.
Shut up Johnnie.
Johnny Kaydee is the best DJ in the world. He’s handsome, smart, and of course charming. If he’s not DJing, you could probably catch him …. Fucking your bitch
Oh look there’s Johnny Kaydee , the greatest DJ in the world
an individual who tit fucks... ...in Great Britain.
Timothy was a real johnny knocker, Maria was not pleased with her husbands particular partiality.
When a girl fucks your ass with a 14 inch dildo using chilie oil for lube, creating a "burning ring of fire"
-aye bro my girl just pulled The Johnny Cash on me
-holy shit bro how are you still walking
A complete and utter cheat of a being. Johnny boy used to pet the top of your head and stare into the window of your souls. But now he stomped onto your soul and shock you awake with nightmares of him pinning you down with sickening smiles. He ruined the year. He ruined your life. And you see him everywhere, everyday.
"Watch out, that guy might be like Johnny boy."