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Using the hole of a pool noodle as an artificial vagina and on the other end someone is waiting for the lode of their lives.
Samantha rode the Chattahoochee River Noodle last night and she was soaked after!
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Mr Wang Noodle is a chinese shop, soon to be opened by Mr. Joe Cartwright on Ireland, i would advise you not to go to this chinese shop, and if your in the area you should definitely go to the newly opened Indian curry house, opened by Mr. Hamil Habiib Habab. Mr. Wang Noodle is going to be owned by Mr. Joe Cartwright, who has been prisonised for kidnapping and abusing children, and im pretty sure he wont stop.
Hello it is I Hamil Habiib Habab, come to my Indian curry house, not that dog eating, kiddy fiddling fuckface Mr. Wang Noodle
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Harlem dance made mainstream by DJ Webstar and Young B when they made the song "Chicken Noodle Soup"
Check out those peeps doin the chicken noodle soup.
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A Cup O' Noodles occurs when doggy style sex is going down and the male pulls out his penis and cums in his cupped hand. once his female coutnerpart turns around to see why the fun has stopped, the 'cupped' hand of semen is tossed in her face.
It is appropriate for the male to then scream 'CUP O' NOODLES IN YO FACE!'
Tom was enjoying some back door action with Sally. Prior to climax, Tom decided Sally's snooty attitude at the bar and the amount of time it took to bed her called for a sturdy 'cup o' Noodles.'
Taking great care and positioning his hand just right, Thomas released his member from her love muff, held onto the bedside table for support and awaited Sally's head to turn.
'What's up baby, why'd u...'
With a flash and a flick of the wrist, 'CUP O' NOODLES IN YO FACE!,' Tom Exclaims.
Sally did not return Tom's calls until later that month.
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A mysterious monster who is unable to become erect so his noodle-like penis flaps around as he prays on bitties.
The cops found the wanted Nicky Noodle Monster at the elementary ballet recital.
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(adjective) poor, destitute, improverished, broke.
Word origin: When You are so poor that the only thing in Your cabinets are stacks of Ramen Noodles
"Yo, ever since I got fired from Boeing, I've been steady noodle brickin'."
"It's nothin' for Me to stay gullly and be the most noodle brickin muthafucka when My connection gets busted."
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This is a definition to explain " hamza's noodle arms ".... lmao it's real because he is a young teenage boy who has noodle arms yet still works out, but that doesn't make sense because when u work out u gain muscles. Nope this condition is when u work out your really gaining noodles. This condition can't be treated.
I have hamza's noodle arms but i work out
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