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A stupid yet adorable creature that you constantly have to watch Feed and care for. This creature requires long walks Food and constant attention. They’re the best thing at first Until you have cleaned their shit off the carpet to many times. You can’t leave them outside for two seconds by them self or else they will either break the door bark really loud or destroy your yard. They have infinite energy . And will get the fuck on your nerves. So if you’re planning to get a dog don’t fucking do it
Kid- Dad can we get a puppy
Dad- fuck no because in the end who’s going to pay for his food and clean up his shit
Kid- Dad stop using the f word as a coma
The cutest living animal in the world
A baby dog
Omg I want all of these cute little puppies!
Euphemism for: 'Felch the puppy', or 'Felch the cute young guy'.
Guy 1: Are you taking that puppy upstairs to the sauna? You wanna live the Berlin experience!
Guy 2: No way, I'm gonna totally fetch the puppy in my shower room. He's all mine.
A sexy small baby dog that looks so tiny
tiny puppy i draged my tiny dog across the floor cause it was too tired to walk to its food
The act of becoming aroused by rubbing your neck, after which you go and watch puppy porn. While watching the puppy porn you masturbate into a jar and drink the contents.
People who say niz puppy like to niz puppy on saturday nights.
ussually meant to be a name for someone. mostly names that start with the letter L, M, or N. mainly Noah. it seems like thats a good name for it. skank puupy means that the person who is being called a skank puppy is a total fag or just doesn't know what to do in his or her life.
Guy.1 yo, did you see that Noah kid.
Guy.2 yeah, he's a real skank puppy.
The love of an adolescent
Aka Young love, first love, calf love, Innocent love, crush, child's play, and or Infactuation
My puppy love lasted one year with a boy named Shocker
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