Cell Phone Drift

Cell Phone Drift is the drifting of a motor vehicle while the driver pays more attention to the phone than to driving.

Dude! Look at the Cell Phone Drift on that truck! He almost ran that car off the road! The idiot driver must be texting.

Drive-by Phone Number

You're driving down the road and catch a car (driver or passenger) checkin you out. They will either chase you down, catch you at a stoplight, or drive-by you in a parking lot. They will then flash you their phone number... as if expecting you to remember it and call them. More commonly, the car will be filled with tools or sluts.

Barbie- "OMG! I just got a 'Drive-by Phone Number'!"
Stacie- "WHAT?!"
Barbie- "Yeah, it was a car filled with douche-bags! Totally not calling that number!"

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Arabian Phone Shuffle

(noun) The act of an unwanted overweight hairy naked man sneaking into one's bedroom whilst they slumber and jacking off into their face. When the surprised victim awakes and instructs the perpetrator to vacate the premises, he leaves, but not before taking their cellular phone with him. This individual is much like the Arabian Tooth Fairy, although he does not exchange teeth for cash, he exchanges jizz for technology.

Abdo waited until I fell asleep with my mouth slightly open and proceeded to give me an Arabian Phone Shuffle. I did not appreciate it.

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Wallet, Phone and Keys

A song (by C.O. Any) designed to help you remember your important pocket items before leaving the house. Sung to the tune of "Riders on the Storm"

Lyrics:
Wallet, phone and keys.
Wallet, phone and keys.
I need all three of these.
I'll take them when I leave

Girl: Why didn't you call me when you got to the club, asshole?

Guy: Cause I forgot my phone at home...Totally slipped and forgot to sing the "Wallet, Phone and Keys" song before I left.

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put the freak on the phone

if something is really nice

man put the freak on the phone this food good asf

put the freak on the phone this dude fine ash

Park your phones

What your teacher says when they want to start being strict and make you put your phones in pockets on the front board.

*Teacher* "Park your phones!"
*Students* "Mannnn did you park your phone yet"
"Nah I just slid my case in backwards. He tryna be strict out of nowhere."

i phone job

Effeminate employment characterized by men who are employed in positions in which all their work that day is focused upon the functions of their i phone.

Jerry took a picture of the contract and sent it in a text. He received your e mail and his planner told him he has a conference in an hour. Jerry has an i phone job. Take away his i phone and he don't know how to do shit.