noob salad

some one who hangs out with posers

hey johnny stop being a noob salad

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Salad Shooter

Defined as: Noun: What your ass turns into after partaking in a fast food lunch. It is also another way of saying diarrhea. The end result is your ass spackling a toilet wall with shit. This term is coined after the famous hand operated kitchen utensil sold on TV in the 80's which "shot" salad from a small orifice.

Damn that supposedly healthy sandwich I just ate made me run to the bathroom for a salad shooter experience.

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Salad Dodger

A fat ass who eats everything excepts healthy foods like salad

1.Hunter was such a Salad Dodger. MAybe his fatass might not breakeverything he sat on if he ate a salad
2. Maybe if hunter wouldnt of been on top Grant would still be alive

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Brain Salad

The green leafy substance thats also refered to as"WEED". However one can't call it weed in certain company, so its called brain salad.

Hey man,come on over tonight and enjoy a few bowls of some"brain salad"while we watch some tube.

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chef's salad

when tossin' a salad that has a hemmorroid..(alil bit o meat).

i went down on this chick who had a nasty chef salad.

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Salad Fucker

a bowl of weed packed extra high

yo pack a salad fucker, my brother

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Foreskin Salad

A salad compsed primarily of foreskins, be they human or other.

I fed your mother my foreskin salad tuesday night.

Last night Steve's mom totally got in on some foreskin salad.

I've never whitnessed, nor do I intend to ever come near a foreskin salad.

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