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if you eat sand, you are one of my emo friends who are weird, and get angry at people who call you emo
"i eat sand"
"omg jonathan why r u so emo"
"HOW DARE YOU STUPID SHITTY DIMBO DUMBO IDIOT I SHALL COME FOR YOU"
Whilst having sex, insert an instrument into your partners vagina and have her play “Twinlkle Twinkle” while cuming
Yo i fucked a guy last night and managed to do a Reid Sands
sand#0001 Is one of the coolest people on this planet purely because Hes Just a dope person
Yo have you seen that guy sand#0001 He’s so cool
Yeah sand#0001 Hes such a cool guy people should trade with him and use him for exchanges because he’s legit!
the sexiest (and laziest) skeleton there is
comes from the hit game undertable by robert fucks
i love sands undertable
What my preacher says when he means "ran-sacked".
My kid came in and sand-racked the whole living room!
"Yeah, I was an early bloomer, sanding the box when other girls still played with dolls."
when a driver drives so slow you miss your turn
that old man sand bagged my turn