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To season someone means to pepper spray them since pepper is a type of seasoning
Person: Don't mess with me or I'm gonna season your eyes.
Bully: Don't be a wimp. Fight me if you dare.
Person: * proceeds to pepper spray the bully's eyes*
To react out of proportion to mildly offensive behavior, resulting in a net loss of fun for all stakeholders involved.
Joe got drunk at last year's Christmas party so this year's party is a no go, they canceled the season!?!?
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The Dodgers didn't win the 2020 World series because it was a 60 game season.
Warm weather that allows females to wear loose fitted tops and show off their bras through the armhole. Bra season is usually associated with Summer, but some eager females start bra season in Spring.
Matthew's bathroom water art feels more inspired during bra season.
Referring to the period in a man's life where he wants to settle down and get married, the term wifey in itself meaning wife.
"Yo you wanna hit the club?"
"Nah I gotta girl,I think it's wifey season for me."
The time in a man’s life where he decides to quit simping, begin workout routines, and ignore women who don’t matter. It is a man’s realization that he should not give a shit about women in his life who will not stay long term.
A Real Villain’s season may last for years, until he finally finds a respectable woman or gives up.
A Fake Villain’s season may last for only 1-3 months, generally after New Years, where men pretend to be villains but will revert to being little bitches and simping.
I’m over these fake relationships. These hoes on Instagram are all just here for attention. I think it’s time to start Villain Season.
Or
Owen: I think this year I’m going to make more of an effort to hold a steady relationship. How about you?
Cory: Nah dude, it’s Villain Season. I’m just gonna do roids and ignore these bitches.
(Also referred to as “Darker Days” and “Shadow Days”)
A time I’m someone’s life when they are not quite themselves. This will be passively noticed by them and fully noticed by their friends and family.
Causes can include but are not limited to: Depression, anxiety, loss, breakup and identity crisis.
“Hey, I’ve noticed *name* has been acting off the past few months, what’s going on?”
“He’s going through his Dark Season, so he needs some patience and kindness”