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A Street Punk/Ska band from Cincinnati, Ohio/Northern Kentucky. They typically have a very aggressive audience and a very angry style. They definitely fit the description of Punk Rock. Their faced paced guitar riffs, ska upstrokes, complex bass lines, and very fast drumming make them a truly unique addition to the punk scene.
Second Hand Sex
Jesus Died Crucified, The Military Doesn't Belive In Saftey Triggers, You're So Fake, California, Our Generation.
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When a guy gets so excited that he barely gets her shirt off before and blows his load, usually acompanied by the excuse "meh, it's been a while".
Typically happens to virgins, engineers, dush-bags in suits, any guy aged 14-19, this guy named Dan that I met at my friends birthday party last month, and dudes with large commic book collections.
Last night was horrible. He started feeling me up and this wet spot formed in his pants and he ran for the bathroom. He was such a ten-second-tom.
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extra dispensation of time to the five second rule if you've swept, vacuumed, or mopped the floor earlier that day
He casually nabbed the chip from the floor within the nine second rule, the rug wouldn't be that clean again in weeks.
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A unspoken rule where if any sort of food falls to the ground, if you pick it back up in 5 seconds or less it is still okay to eat.
Oh no i dropped a skittle, its only been 3 seconds, its still good.
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When a person inserts the finger into the caboose till the second knuckle is hidden by the rim.
Chris goes second knuckle deep while wiping his ass, not on accident.
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The noise and/or images experienced by unwilling persons while another person is watching or listening to pornographic material. This refers to only audio/video recordings and/or pictures, not the sights/sounds experienced from actual live sex acts.
Dude, you've got to get a girlfriend, all the second-hand porn is making me sick!
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applies to how long a food that has been dropped on the ground is edible.
don't touch it, mario dropped that a minute ago! hey, dude, 5 second rule.
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