Saftey

A term used after you fart to keep from getting punched. If fail to say before someone says "doornob" you get punched until you touch a doornob. Doornob can be called if a fart is heard or smelled.

Gator: (poot)
Scrawn: dang dude....doornob
Gator: Ah F bomb
Scrawn: (punched)

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Saftey

The act of being a dumbass and typing the wrong word.

Saftey is worth it

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Saftey

Adjective: Ultra Cool, Slick

Man that is a pretty saftey motorcycle you have there!

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saftey

This is what you say when fart and you don't want to get socked in the arm.

Saftey! HAA man that stinks.

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saftey

Something that is not guaranteed.

Mullet Dude- I need someone to go back in time with me.
Some Guy- Will I need to bring my own weapons?
Mullet Dude- Yeah, I've only done this once before.
Some Guy- Oh.
Mullet Guy- Saftey is not guaranteed.

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Saftey Meeting

a covert, clandistine refrence to the act of smoking marijuana. Frequently used in food service employment to subvert detection by managment.

Joey, help me take out the trash and well have a saftey meeting.

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saftey wank

Having a Wank before having sex with an individual in order to prevent premature ejaculation.

Josh: Hey man I just had sex with Ashley!
Brad: Yea, but don't you have a severe case of premature ejaculation?
Josh: Yea, but I had a saftey wank just minutes before!