The one person you choose to spend your corona-isolation with. A monogamous relationship in times of a viral outbreak.
on video-call
Cheryl: OMG who is that man and why is he kissing you? Don’t you know you are supposed to limit your social interactions?
Jeffrey: Calm down Cheryl! He is my lockdown lover.
Someone who likes the idea of pussy but has never had the chance to try it.
You know James is a Theoretical Pussy Lover. What a virgin.
a non vulgar more polite way to call someone or something a son of a bitch when vulgar language is not appropriate or unwanted
my neighbor decided to let his dogs loose in my yard to do their business i told that son of a mother lover to keep his dogs out of my yard
A black man willing to turn his back on the black race in order to push ahead the white agenda.
Reggie has always been a cracker lover he told his boss his coworker was taking long lunch breaks and leaving early
They feel like there 50% aluminum and 50% polymer brick is the best on the market when you can't hit anything with it. They always bash 1911s even though there handgun is obviously inferior to todays market
That fags a glock lover.
A person that visits an art gallery and takes a photo of the art on their phone to view the artwork at a more convenient time.
"That twat has just taken a phot of that artwork even though they're standing right next to it, fucking Phoney Art Lover!"