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squirrel

1. The youngest of the Nolan sisters.

2. A small furry creature with a nut obsession.

3. An amorous gentleman

4. An oblong piece of formica work surface that can be used as a sexual enticement on a Royal Navy aircraft carrier populated by randy seamen.

Def 3: 'look at that SQUIRREL - wanting to plant his nuts in that'.

by Monkey Tennis 63 June 25, 2010


Squirrel

A pet name for someone you love. (Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Spouse, etc.) Coined by Erykah Badu and Andre 3000 in their song Hello, featured on the EP 'But You Caint Use My Phone"

I missed you, Squirrel. Don't change, Squirrel.

by KewTy January 29, 2017


squirrel

-a bird
-an animal that enjoys nuts
(especially deez nuts)

john: "there's a squirrel up my asshole"
joe: "shut the fuck up whore"

by penisparker_ October 3, 2022


Squirrel

A man who loves to eat pie and gets fucked by an angel of the lord. He is given the name by the King of Hell or his close fans.

Crowley: So, where's Squirrel?
Sam: Don't worry about Dean.

by DeanlikestogetfuckedbyCas February 10, 2021


Squirrel

Parallel to Dibs and Shotgun, but only refers to girls

Ariel: "Man, Naomi is sooo hot!"
Amnon: "Yeah, Squirrel!"

by AssBlaster99 February 21, 2010


squirrel

A mammal with a bushy tail
Typically very...interesting
Also very aggressive

Dug: Squirrel!
Carl: Pay attention.

by UncleMonty_01 January 29, 2023


Squirrel

An evil, extremely intelligent and developed animal which hides behind the public image of a cute rodent to make people think they are inoffensive.

David: I just saw a bunch of squirrels together on that tree!
Jhon: They are probably discussing the guerrilla situation on Colombia.

David: Thank god it's that, I thought it was the penguins who took care of that situation.

by SomeSexyPotato May 9, 2021