Bunch of snowflakes that can't handle confrontation, care bear hug me please pussies.
Look at those unicorns from Unicorn server, bunch of melting snowflakes.
when your name is hannah and you are a unicorn
random person; hello hannah is a unicorn
me;hi
When a girl has the guy shit directly into her mouth and gives you a blow job right after.
Cody: Hey Felix, my girl asked for a smiling unicorn and I was so excited. I was bloated all day! Felix: Thats awesome Cody!!
Used in substitution of the words drunk, wasted, shittered, hammered, etc. to categorize a state of absolute drunkenness.
Look at that guy, he's absolutely unicorned right now!
An amazing magical person who lights up your day! They will be there thru everything but then again are dumb and will do literally anything you ask without thinking.
Girl willing to give up that ass for anal.
Yo, melissa got them unicorn steaks for every dude
Somebody who regularly disappears despite claiming they are “always there”
Man, Marvin is a real unicorn PP.