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that seat cover is feeding the bears at the chicken coop
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(n.) a plaything of comfort for an adult or child, usually soft, plush, and attached to a woman.
Example 1:
Sister One: Hey, can you watch Susie tonight?
Sister Two: Sure, what's her bedtime?
Sister One: Doesn't really matter, just make sure you hold her so she has access to your chest. Susie can't sleep without her titty bear.
Example 2:
Jackie: Damn, I miss my girl.
Jazz: What do you miss about her the most?
Jackie: I just to fall asleep with my hand cupped around her right boob. It's been so hard falling asleep without my titty bear.
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a handsome amazing bear. has a ass-kicking smile, and doesn't put up with bull-shit
karen: saves a chiled before it falls off a cliff. you: wow, she is a total trumpy- bear
oscar: destroys a whole army of evil farts! kiera: i love that trumpy-bear man!!
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A large, scratchy, asshole-stretching turd-bomb, followed by a more comfortably sliding-out fecal extrusion. The bear, large and combative, all claws and fangs, makes a big splash as he enters the water, before giving way to the dachshund, designed for slipping easily through holes in the snow to retrieve downed quail.
I feel better now after seeing The Bear and the Dachshund
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The most accurate simulation of a bear driving a car currently available, and quite possibly the second coming of Jesus.
Who is driving that car? Oh my God, a bear is driving! How can that be?!
ENVIRO-BEAR
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The fan club of Smokey Bear's Secret Clubhouse
bear house is where good music is at
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Person one:"did you see that?"
Person two:"yeah, she totally fell for you."
Person one:"what can I say? I'm a rizzly bear"
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