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The act of shaking another man’s salami until he releases his pasta sauce
Steve gave Roger a Italian handshake last night
When you tie a girl up on a cross and whip her hard nipples with an olive vine until they bleed.
Did you hear that Warren did the Italian Crucifixion to Heather last night?
When you eat spaghetti off someone’s back while you’re having sex in an alley
Dude, we left the bar and she wanted me so bad, I gave her a back alley Italian behind the Olive Garden.
He was so hott and spicy that I gave him a back alley Italian.
When you clothesline a girl, knocking her unconscious, and then cover her in spaghetti, pour marinara sauce in her pussy, and fuck her.
Jenny had to shower after I gave her an Italian Clothesline.
man 1: "hey got any Italian lube"
man 2: "ya in the bedside table"
Annoyingly sexy
You can be mad at them cause they're so fucking annoying but be checking them out cause they're sexy ASF and that's annoying.
"That's Italian steven He's annoyingly sexy."
A culinary game of chance where you mix premium Italian pasta with mystery pasta discovered in the darkest depths of your pantry or even the neighborhood bin shed. The result is a dish that could either transport you to the piazzas of Rome with its exquisite taste or send you on a flavor adventure that rivals a rollercoaster ride.
Side Effects May Include:
Pasta Time Warp: You might find yourself temporarily fluent in Italian or spontaneously humming opera arias.
Sudden Chef Syndrome: After consumption, you might feel an overwhelming urge to critique the cooking techniques of famous chefs on TV.
Spaghetti Serendipity: Occasionally, you may discover a hidden talent for culinary innovation, inventing new pasta shapes or sauces that defy culinary logic.
Parmesan Paradox: Your fridge may suddenly overflow with an inexplicable surplus of Parmesan cheese, causing a delightful yet mysterious phenomenon.
Carbonara Confusion: You might start debating passionately with friends about the "authentic" way to prepare carbonara, even if you've never been to Italy.
Feeling adventurous, Chris decided to play Italian roulette for dinner—he mixed some gourmet fettuccine with a questionable bag of pasta he found near the bin shed. Now he's convinced he can speak fluent Italian and has an inexplicable craving for more Parmesan cheese!