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The prestigious Chalke Valley, located on the Wiltshire/Dorset boundary. Populated by middle class families whose wealth comes from either being a Chartered Surveyor/Accountant, Lawyer, Architect or inherited farm land. Stay at home mummy's can be found volunteering at the village shop, Waitrose or walking their gundog.
Home to the Chalke Valley History Festival - a middle/upper class get together of the red trousers brigade talking about politics and history.
Person 1: Where do you live?
Person 2: I live in the Chalke Valley
Person 1: Wow, what an achievement.
A hot desert valley below sea level located 160 miles east of san diego.
The only real border town and also the most hispanic county in california. The most hispanic incorporated town however is salinas.
Most of the land here is agricultural despite the heat and lack of rain
Hot asf in the summer, most unemployed county by percentage in the US (23%).
Is what it is, im not hating. just a unique place overall. Cause you'd find me here before you'd find me in the bay area (worst part of cali)
Person 1: "where do u live vato"
Person 2: "El Centro located in Imperial valley"
Person 1: "Atleast you don't live in san jose or san francisco"
The experience of having poop in the intestines inhibit anal penetration with a penis or a sex toy.
That girl I met last night let me try anal but I ran into a Tusky Valley Traffic Jam so I couldn't get it in all the way.
The unanime valley is a hypothesis in the field of cosplay which holds that when features look and move almost, but not exactly, like anime beings, it causes a response of revulsion among some observers.
That cosplay from big hero six is getting my unanime valley up.
Valley Swim Club - Nestled at the bottom of Pikes Peak, just a stone throw away from Rock Ledge Ranch. This is the only private swim club on earth where drunk volley ball playing is expected almost every night while moving at a speed any faster than a walk is grounds for getting kicked out. The only thing worse than getting sunburned here due to long sun exposure in the hot June afternoons is having to walk barefoot across the rock covered parking lot that would usually be found in prison courtyards. Glass is not allowed at all but if you feel like bringing your kid who can’t follow a single established rule, then by all means, feel free! The lifeguards job of watching the other kids in the pool isn’t simply enough and they would proudly accept the duty of babysitting your misbehaving child for the 7 hours you leave them. The industrial sized grills provided to you will be the perfect way to feed your family on summer nights and when finished, please leave the gas on. Multiple signs will instruct otherwise, please disregard these. The VSC staff is always ready to welcome you on the raining, fourty degree afternoons, for you to swim, prompting them to sit in the rain and watch as you take your daily 43819728937 laps around the pool. It’s never a dull day at the swim club and the members invite you to bring your family as guests for a reasonable $5/person. Yes, this includes those who have never been in any body of water deeper that your home bathtub.
Never a bad day at Valley Swim Club!