gundog

the Gundog is a beast of a creature specialized in opening beer bottles with his teeth and well-adapted to downing beer and whisky by the bottle, no matter the quantity.

the Gundog has been previously trained in the rowdy chug.

the Gundog has been known to black out before sunset.

the Gundog is a trained fighter of post-bar brawls.

the Gundog was well known in Champaign-Urbana for the purple rocket.

Here's two 40 oz's for me, and one for you...you have now been gundogged.

I pulled a gundog last weekend and ate 4 hotdogs after the bar.

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