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Getting a blow job from a girl with braces, so that in the process, the braces cut the man's penis.
Tim said", Oh yeah, that was a nice shark job!"
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a cock, penis, dick, willy etc that is half aroused hence - half shark.
I thought he was hot and took him home, but cos he was drunk he could only get a half shark. So i let him wack off and come on my arse.
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A person who likes it in the ear and is normally retarded.
Bro adriana is such a shark squash." "Yea dude shes so crazy.
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The act of getting a handjob where the lady just yanks on your penis causing great pain because she does not know the correct way to do it
I was with this girl the other nite and she wouldnt give up the sex, instead she offered a hand job and ended up hand sharking me
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a shark stuffed into a giant hard shell taco from taco bell, btw if u don't leik sharks than u are a HORRIBLE person, well, except if u are afraid of dem.
hey dude, did u see dat taco shark by taco bell? itz apparently der new mascot!!!!!
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Shark week is when a girl is on her period.
Kayla-*cries uncontrollably *
Lukas- Damn is it shark week already?
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Man and woman having sex. The woman sits in a folding chair while the man pumps from in front of her. Right before the man finishes he lifts the front of the fold chair up knocking the woman on her back with the folding chair collapsing on her ass like a shark bite!
Man: She thought we were cool but I was still pissed off, so last night I gave her a shark attack and shot it on her chin!
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