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When your dad went to the grocery store to get milk but he never came back so now you are fatherless.
Because you are a disappointment and he hates you.
person 1: well you dad left to get milk and my dad is stil here
person 2: i cant do anything about that my dad left to get milk
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Its michael jordans left shoe. there is no hidden meaning im just really bored so make me urban dictionary famous thanks
Timmy "hey bro look i got Michael Jordan's left shoe! i stole it all by myself!"
Tom " i think im gonna go now"
Timmy "You tell anyone about this and your mom will hear about all the porn you've been watching"
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Hillary attacks those on the right, while she is in fact the President of the Vast Left Wing Conspiracy.
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A saying that really gets a conversation going. People who use this tend to go around telling everybody, some will get offended, others will just laugh. A great ice breaker sentence.
“Shit. My wife left me and took the kids”
“Damn. Sorry Jeff that sucks. Merry Christmas?”
my dad left when i was 4 because i shit on his phone as a baby (4 yrs old).
i was thinking about how my dad left when i was 4 a couple of days ago.
It used to be called socialism.Then they called it communism for awhile.Now they're calling it socialism again.Anyways it's jism and both parties are foisting it upon or more like cramming it down our throats and up our asses.
Republicans are part of the vast left-wing conspiracy.
Notice also that the word "conspiracy" is made up of "con" and "piracy" and joined by the letter "S" for "Satan"!!!!!
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When something is so freaking awesome that you can’t even find the right words to express it.
Originating on the fanfiction website Archive of Our Own/AO3, “You have already left kudos here. :)” is the message that appears when a registered user tries to leave an additional kudos on someone’s work, despite the one-kudos-per-work limit.
“This song?!? Is?!?? I have already left kudos here?!!???”
“When you try to leave kudos but you have already left kudos here”
“Aahafidjs this drawing is beautiful oml thank u, have I already left kudos here because,,,,,”