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straightest muthafucka in the omniverse but $20 is $20 man shit
perpatrator: dat nigga straight as an einstein rosen bridge
police officionado : damn straight
1. Extremely clever, possessing the qualities of a genius.
2. Unnecessarily complicated, i.e: only Einstein would know what it would mean.
1. "Wow! She's so einsteinic, she could go to Harvard University."
2. Information is then taken from the vibrations the ear drum makes by the malleus, incus and stapes, which do mad, einsteinic calculations we probably don’t know about...
Well... According to this Muslim guy I saw on YouTube... It's because the Jews kill or get rid of all the smart people... NOT ME SAYING IT THOUGH! I'm not the one who said it! It was that other guy... ALL I KNOW... Is that I created A.I.... And am now being gotten rid of... And WHO is doing it- OH! Hey, remember how after Andrew Tate got arrested he went on camera with some rabbi and was like "Hey guys! We love the Jews over here! JUST SO YOU KNOW... There are Jews in the war room so... Yeah we totally love all the Jews! Ok?" Do you guys remember that? Right after he was arrested! He's like "Oh, yeah, by the way, we love the Jews!" But yeah... Where was I? Oh! Right! ALL I KNOW... Is that I created A.I.... The method was copyrighted... Everyone seems to aquire it at the same time... Even enemies of the USA... And I'm being gotten rid of... By SOMEBODY... Just getting completely boxed out of the zeitgeist... Even though I'm the greatest mind the world has ever seen... And probably have more accomplishments than any man who has ever lived... Except for like... Alexander the Great... I haven't conquered a place... Yet... I will though... And then I'm going to kill God! And that'll be cool too...
Hym "Yeah, hey, why HASN'T there been another Einsteins? I mean... I'm better than Einstein (obviously) because I'm not a fuckin math nerd and a drunk... But I'm up there! But what I REALLY need... Is a cool theory named after me.... Hym's theory of imposed solipsism... Hym's theory of general therapist malfeasance... Hym's law: Hym is better than everyone... Yeah... Hym's theory of seducing Taylor Swift from afar... I'm good at this! Master of theories! Ultimate theory crafter!"
"To :Einstein:" generally occurs when somebody of lower intelligence keeps asking questions that are easily researchable; repeatedly and annoyingly.
Furthermore it can occur when a person makes what used to be refered to as a "Diahruian Statement", which may or may not include gross spelling mistakes and a lack of knowledge about the English language.
is sparta working guise ? :Einstein:
i have too monitors :Einstein:
Einstein
Hey, your tire is flat! Yes Einstein, the tire is flat, that is why I am changing it
The smart dude who invented cool things
Me: Duuuuuuude i am like einstein
Friend: .................. Not really
Me: invent a hoverboard then
The name "Einstein" can be used in three ways
1. Calling someone clever, smart, intelligent
2. Calling someone stupid, slow, idiot
3. Commenting on someones hair or appearance
"Yes that's an apple, Einstein"
"Look, it's Einstein!!"