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To use the sock that you are wearing to clean up a small spill on the floor.
Lazier and quicker then getting a towel.
After spilling some coffee on the kitchen floor, Doug performed a sock mop and that kept his girlfriend happy.
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The mop-like patch of hair found on the upper lip of some men. Often used to tickle the clitoris during cunnilingus. Sometimes referred to as a mustache.
1. Any and all Jews. Especially the money crazed, mountain nosed Jews.
2. Anyone who acts like a mop, but isn't actually a Jew
Stop being such a mop and put that money down
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A kreem mop is a guy that is in the so called "friends zone" with a girl and often acts as her shoulder to cry on when another guy who she has sex and/or a relationship with, dumps her or causes her emotional pain. He is a kreem mop because the "asshole" guy has sex with her while the "friends zone" guy is there to clean up the other man's wrong doings as he comforts her and bears all the emotional complaining.
Guy 1: Do you intend to escalate things with her?
Guy 2: No dude, I intend to keep her in the friends zone and be her shoulder to cry on when some guy fucks her in the ass and cums on her face while I'm the kreem mop there to clean her up.
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Mobile Oppression Palace, the vehicle equibalent of BFG
gamer1: I was running up with this tank to the enemy base, but then some guy comes out with the mop and pwned me.
gamer2: that sucks
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Yo Jamal, would you be interested in learning about our mop lord and mop savior, Mop Jesus?
The act of performing cunnilingus on a very well lubricated female.
Erica was so hot and bothered last night that I had to give her a good carpet mopping