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Mays Monday

A holiday in which Caps Lock is kept on (Occurs every Monday) to appease the soul of Billy Mays. If the Caps Lock is not kept on, Billy Mays will rise from the dead and eat children souls on Tuesday.

OH GOD IT'S MAYS MONDAY! JUST KEEP YOUR FUCKING CAPS LOCK ON, AND WE WONT HAVE A PROBLEM!

by Pfkninenines September 12, 2009

75๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


cheap monday

A day following an expensive weekend where one has little money to use on monday.

I cant go and get lunch, I spend all my cash over the weekend and I'm having a cheap monday!

by Kenan F April 19, 2008

28๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


mad monday

an australian tradition whereby the day after a rugby/rugby league last game of the season (usually monday) when players go out and get as drunk as possible.

On Sunday, after the broncos lost to the dragons to be knocked out of the finals, mad monday fever kicked in to drown their sorrows.

by drunk footy fan September 13, 2010

22๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Funday Monday

This is the name of a Starcraft 2 show by Day9. On mondays he asks users to submit replays where the players are constrained by particular rules to make the games more interesting. Funday Monday typically gains larger audiences than Day9's other shows.

Why is that guy massing queens? Must be funday monday.

by Jash9 February 17, 2011

79๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Monday Cycle

When there is a new episode of an anime coming out every monday, so you have to cycle watching anime and masturbating every monday.

Hey next week I'm gonna start a Monday Cycle because the new season of my favorite anime is coming out.

by dylplckle March 11, 2023


Monday Club

A gathering of likeminded, middle aged males who get together for beers on a Monday evening, to 'break in' the working week after the weekend. Conversations often include, but are not limited to; cars, motorcycles, hobbies, general trivia and current affairs. Topics of sports are seldom included due to a lack of group interest.

Guy 1: "Are you going to Monday Club tonight for a few beers?"
Guy 2: "Yes. I'll meet you at the pub around 8pm"

by Hazy Jane October 18, 2020


Monday banger

Term used by people who are drinking booze on Monday but aren't alcoholics.

Peter: Wow, fucking drinking on Mondays? Drunk.
Justin: No man, Mondays are just plain shitty. A Monday banger takes the edge off the coming work week.

by MarshalJD March 30, 2009