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-An excruciatingly long unit of time
-Another way to say never.
This originated by a Playboi Carti tweet, only saying: “.MoNDaY”. To most fans expectations, nothing has happened on Monday.
Joe: yo man, my ex asked me when we were getting together, I said: ‘.MoNDaY’
Tony: Damn, That’s Cold!
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the designated night of the week when the library is overrun by mondays (african americans) that have no intentions of studying. instead they turn the library into a socially interactive area where anything is acceptable
I was going to go the the library last night, but then i realized it was monday mondays and that the library is the last place in the world i could get work done
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A day generally created for the purpose of making people wish they were someone else. The day you realize you have 4 days of work ahead of you and that they won't be going by fast at all. Symptoms generally include feeling like crap, wishing you were dead, or not showing up for work in general.
"Sounds like somebody's got a case of The Mondays." ~ Office Space
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The day kids dread going back to the hell hole called school
Tomorrows Monday!
Nooooo not the hell hole!}
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The most painful day of the week.
Mon: Son, wake up! It's Monday!
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The worst fucking day of the week. It should go crawl in a corner and kill itself.
Fuck! It's monday..
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The biggest waste, of exactly one seventh of your life.
oh crap, tomorrow is MONDAY!!!
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