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Getting a blowjob while taking a shit.
Molly is giving Jack a soldier of fortune in the bathroom
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A bullshit term that liberals and communists use to label people who make poor decisions in life and are quick to blame those who have succeeded or have wealth. Less-fortunate is the opposite of fortunate, which is defined as "lucky; enjoying good luck" and therefore someone who is less-fortunate just has bad luck. This definition loosely translated from on air definitions from former radio broadcaster Neal Boortz.
Mary has been divorced three times and has eight kids and is unable to support them with her minimum wage job. She is less-fortunate than Sally who studied in school, got a valuable degree, an above average salaried position in marketing, and is happily married.
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The official attention-seeker mobile of most people in South East Asia. Most owners fit them with front and rear bull bars, along with loads of strobe lights and sirens.
Look at this douche in the Toyota Fortuner. Flashing his strobe lights with his attention-seeking bull bars.
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The drug mule who gets through customs and safely back to the hotel to shit out his coke.
I felt the 'mule pressure' at customs. Cartel in anus. Made it to the hotel. Pushed hard..Then released my soldier of fortune.
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A Fortunate Ben is a person that's in a group of 3 or more, and , they're the only one with a diferent letter at the start of their name.
Me:"So basically, your group's made of :
You, AKA Liza, Leon, Larry, Luna and a Fortunate Ben?"
Girl3:" My name is Melodie, not Ben! Nor Fortunate Ben!"
Me:"Calm down. Im just saying, you're lucky to be the only one with a name that doesn't start with the letter 'L' ."
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They taste like poop and smell like it,too.
Johnny opened up his fortune cookie and it said "No matter what college or university you go to,your still gonna end up getting a crappy job"
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